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Post by zLS-ElemenTz on Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:08 pm


i hope i dnt offend anyone but this is pretty funny



Blonde Jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

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Post by xJERiiCHO on Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:05 am

Haha, oh yeah this one *she tried to drown a fish. is from "Yo Mama" so yeaaaa but nice I laughed at most of em

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