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Random Jokes

Post by DFEKT2010 on Sun Oct 31, 2010 9:47 am

Chur chur everyone just seen that this is a funny section ayy
Well i got some jokes here i do not to intend to be racial or disciminatory in any kind Smile
I will have more to come but hopeully these give you a bit of a laugh haha.
Ok here goes

What did the maori statue say to the other statue?
Statue ow ( is that you oww )

What do you call a maori with one leg?
Not even oww hha

What do you say to a person with the whole left side of their body paralysed?
You alright bro lmao

What did the maori cat say to the other cat?
Me-ow

What do you call a bunch of abbo's running down a hill?
Abbolanche

How do you get a bunch of abbos into a mini cooper?
Tell them theres a dole payment in it

How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application

Whats the difference between a park bench and an abbo?
A park bench can support a family

If a fat abbo and a skinny abbo jump off of a cliff who will hit the ground first?
Who cares haha

What do you call an abbo on top of a church?
Holy shit

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by zLS-ElemenTz on Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:02 pm

2nd 1 is funniest i reckon

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